Tuesday, December 20, 2005


I hope everyone is well and gearing up for a massive Christmas time...a special hello to two of my friends, Blondie and Sleepinbeauty who are both looking great in their own very individual ways... to everyone else a hearty g'day...

A special thank you also to Jane Seymour for this new signing, which she of course donates to charity. Also a merci bocoup to the eternally sensual Stella Stevens for not only a signing, but a land record reply to my interview questions, which hopefully I will do justice to shortly...

I often wonder whether actors ever sit down and work out the importance of photos to their careers. I know many of the stars of the 40-50s certainly never did and often use photos with fear and trepidation due to possible copyright infringements. Some actors have agents who absolutely choke the life out of their images. They have total control over their images, but often to the detriment of their client's financial welfare. Of course, I am not referring to major stars where money is of little consequence and signings are often for charity or out of respect to their fans. However, some stars, like say Bettie Page, who has a wonderful website, which also flogs hundreds of items contaning her images, the ability to actually purchase authentic signed photos is barely possible due to the often outrageous demands and red tape of some of her "minders" Perhaps I may be judging this example badly, but from my past experience of trying to deal with them, that I often wondered whether they were thinking of Ms Page's best interested or not. Especially baring in mind some of the other signings she has done over the years and for much less money and on inferior stock...

As I begin dealing more with younger actors I always recommend to them to think of their photos as part of their superannuation fund. That they should try and receive all copyright or partial copyright control over all of their images so that they may one day have autograph signings as a fall back position if they should happen to move out of or be pushed out of acting for a myriad of reasons... When you consider that young beauty Elisha Dushka could make something like 20,000 pounds for a weekend's work in England or that Val Kilmer made over US$50,000 signing at a show in LA (and charging fans US$50 for a photo op) then you have to know that many lesser actors who have short but successful careers with one or two hit shows can do very well from this market. If we go to the middle of the road, try Bob Denver, Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island, or Barbara Feldon and Don Adams from Get Smart have done (or did) very well from the autograph trade...proper marketing and accessiblity also reduces the amount of fakes and forgeries sold because fans will come to the actor and avoid the shysters on sites like eBay...(and help the good dealers trying to survive there) And there are ways to do this that requires the absolute minimum involvement and use of the actor's valuable time.

More and more actors are exploiting the web to their benefit but it certainly doesn't hurt them to plan ahead and understand the market better. To be truthful many of the adult entertainers on the web have exploited the potential earnings far more keenly than mainstream actors and celebrities...with far less actual long term potential. Personally I think many of the 30 something ladies in the adult/porn industry are a damned site smarter business people than many mainstream executives going around. I think over time sites like MySpace are becoming more of a meeting place for actors/singers/models and are also allowing fans and celebs to interact safely...this type of thing will also add something positive to the mix....

While autograph collecting is a business for many, it is also something to be cherished and enjoyed and to me it is important to encourage as many actors as possible to become involved in the business to bring better quality photos, interesting images and increasing the integrity of pieces by making it less wothwhile for the con artists... anything that draws people away from the fakers or stops sites like eBay from making millions of dollars on the back of fraudsters then the better for everyone. After all it seems pointless to me for so many talented actors to spend their careers building a name for themselves not to then be able to cash in on it somewhere along the line. And for some of the younger actors still finding their way it is an excellent way to bolster their income until the really big break comes along...

To everyone a grand Christmas and catch you all in 2006...

Here endeth blog #8

PS Drive safely...

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Is it Christmas already...


Ah well, it's that time of year again when the stores get richer, the parents get poorer and the only signatures you can find are on credit cards. I don't even let me get started on that %#$@ Scrooge who lives at Kirribilli and looks like a sawn off cross between Santa and Satan (the world's finest anagram) Maybe he can throw a few children overboard this Christmas to balance the books...

Now I have vented my spleen let me get into the right spirit by wishing everyone a wonderful Christmas...to all the great people I have chatted to across the globe I wish you are very happy and safe festive season...to my friends and family I hope Santa and his elves spoil you rotten and don't let you over indulge in the egg nog or puddin'.

My good friend Ash from Melbourne will soon be opening his brand new website, which will be a terrific boost as he will also be looking at all aspects of autograph collecting and will be a fount of info and entertaining reading. I also take this opportunity to gently push him towards finishing his study of Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach and Lee van Cleef autographs so I can get them up on my site. It won't be long before Ash is "the" authority on these guys...and collectors will definitely benefit from checking his site out. I'll post the address here and on my site when Ash has the site up and running.

After some months I have gotten some nice signed photos in from Jane Seymour. She is a marvellous lady and terrific actress and donates much of her signings to charity. People like Brigitte Bardot, Anne Francis and Adrienne Wilkinson use signings as a charity tool, which is great. I am more than happy to publicize other people who do this here too. Other recent signings include Kitten Natividad (great lady) Tamie Sheffield (va va voom) Carrie Anne Fleming (sweet Canadian) Bernie Dexter (The Siren of San Diego) and Blaze Starr (legend). The latter ones are still in the mail so to speak and hopefully arrive before Christmas. After 6 months I have given up on Brande Roderick, who did a signing only to have her agent ship to the wrong person. Since then she and her agent have failed to replace my order, which has seen several hundred dollars go down the drain. This ranks up there with the James Bond actress who promised me glossy signed photos and sent me laser prints that her mother would not have recognized her in. I am certainly glad I only pursue autographs as a hobby because I think I'd soon go broke trying to do it for a living. When you take out the fakes and forgeries, damaged items, items never delivered, crappy quality items and all the other costs involved it feels nice just to break even and enjoy the collecting side of the hobby. For me it is the friends I get to make, the interviews (with some wonderful people) and some of the terrific items that cross the ocean which makes up for all the financial crap. I suppose the good thing is that if the Tax Man comes a calling then I am likely to find he owes me money (yeah right!!!)

Hopefully during 2006 we will get more people to this site to add their thoughts and stories... Despite all else I want people sharing their stories rather than just listening to me plug on about this and that. Stories from old Hollywood, conventions, in person signings, war stories, fakes and forgeries.... send them in and if they ain't (too) libellous or are fun and entertaining or educational then I will post them here. I will also publish interviews with actors etc or studies on my website for those interested in doing that...

So Merry Christmas and have a great 2006

Here endeth Blog #7